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This eroge is incredibly erotic but terrible. You don’t need good gameplay as long as the sex scenes are good, which is why it annoys me even more… Though the heroines were perverted for no reason, I didn’t mind too much because it’s an eroge. But this fucking main character with the intelligence of a chimpanzee drives me insane! And the story! If the author can’t write a decent story, he should have just written something generic! Trying to get to the sex scenes felt like cancer, and the main character, Lee Hoyeon…
“Haa…”
I stretched after finally completing the review,
Reviewing games started as a hobby, but now, I even get sponsorships and have income.
However, the passion I felt at the start is gone. I realized you can’t have your hobby as a job.
Occasionally, a newly released game would re-ignite my passion, and this game was one of them.
“This pisses me off,” I huffed out.
“Just when I thought this country finally released a game that caused my ball sack to clap... But after playing it, I feel like throwing up.”
The erotic scenes were incredible, but to get to that point, the player had to endure three hours' worth of shitty j-rpg writing.
After some time, comments that agreed with my sentiments started pouring in.
[I agree with this review. The game is trash, but the erotic scenes left me wanting more!]
Yes, even the Buddha himself would agree with me.
However, one comment in particular stood out among the others.
[god6947]: LOL can’t take this review seriously. Did you really think you would have done better if you were the main character? As far as I’m concerned, the story is what saved this game.
[Me]: I would’ve taken all the women in the game if I were the main character.
[god6974]: Oh really lol? You wanna bet?
[Me]: Bet on what? Who the hell are you? Go get a job!
That commentator must have been a troll since I got a reply instantly, as if he was waiting for it.
I flopped onto my bed after blocking him.
I should use my time to look for another game to review rather than deal with worthless trolls.
Ding~!
“Who could that be?” I mumbled.
I don’t have friends to receive messages from, and I’ve already blocked every possible source of spam messages. Unless it’s family, there’s no reason for my phone to ring.
[god6974]: So are we gonna bet or not?
I wracked my brain, trying to remember who this person was.
Wait. Isn’t this the same name from that troll earlier?!
This couldn’t be a prank from my friends since I don’t have any. Even though I had some family members, they didn’t know I reviewed games for a living.
[god6974]: If you leave me on read again, you’ll regret it.
[Kim Jinho]: Who are you? I’ll report you to the police if you keep messaging me.
If this weirdo keeps pestering me, I could always file a complaint with the cyber crimes unit for harassment.
But even if I do, chances are that nothing will happen since he didn’t commit a serious crime.
[god6974]: Let’s make a bet. Let’s see if you can do better than the main character.
[Kim Jinho]: I don’t care about your bet. I’m reporting you to the cyber crimes unit.
This whole thing freaked me out a bit at first, but after seeing the nonsense this moron was spewing, I began to relax.
How pathetic is this person to be so attached to an eroge of all things and threaten a random game reviewer on the internet for some criticism?
As I contemplated the societal decay of my country, I blocked the harasser.
If someone like that is following me, I must be somewhat popular.
I’ll report him to the cyber crimes unit in the morning. I thought to myself as I turned off my phone and closed my eyes.
“--cuse me. Excuse me?” A voice called out.
Nudge… Nudge…
Who the hell is that? I was sleeping so well.
“Excuse me, you shouldn’t be sleeping right now,” the voice said.
I said I was sleeping. Who the hell… Huh?
I’m positive I was alone in my room, but why is a woman waking me up?
I woke up fully alert.
A cute girl stared at me with a weird expression.
“What kind of person falls asleep during an entrance ceremony? Did you not get enough sleep last night because you were nervous?” The cute girl asked him.
Entrance ceremony? I looked around and saw an enormous auditorium filled with students. Many on the second and third floors looked at me with confused eyes.
In front of the auditorium, I saw the words [The 32nd Victoria Academy Entrance Ceremony] floating in mid-air.
“What the fuck…” I mumbled out of shock.
Is this some kind of prank? I fell asleep in my room but woke up in an unfamiliar auditorium.
This auditorium feels familiar…
I was talking to some keyboard warrior weeb last night. He seemed to have an abnormal attachment to the game Sex Academy and somehow started messaging me on my private number about some bet…
“Ahem… Next will be a speech and an oath from the freshman representative.”
…
I glanced at my chest and saw a name tag, “Lee Hoyeon.”
Woah.
That was the protagonist’s name, and this was definitely the entrance ceremony of Victoria Academy, the setting of Sex Academy, judging by the uniform and the brooch on my chest representing my standing in the school…
I seemed to have become the MC of the eroge, Sex Academy.
This is ridiculous.
I looked around and saw familiar faces—Lumi, Lucy, Alice, and Nam Daeun, who were the game's heroines.
“Would the freshman representative please come up to the stage?”
The ceremony continued on, regardless of my incredulity.
A female student who was waiting got up onto the stage.
Her long blond hair and skin were as white as snow. Her eyes exuded confidence, which showed her strong self-esteem. Her large chest and perfectly round ass swayed with each step she took up the stairs.
“Wait a minute. Is the representative this year a foreigner?”
“I heard she’s the daughter of a prestigious guild’s guildmaster and even got a perfect score in the exam!”
“Wow… So she’s beautiful and smart.”
The murmurs continued across the audience once the freshman representative stepped on the podium.
Alice, the freshman representative, was the heir to a prestigious French guild and one of the heroines of Sex Academy.
She began her speech once she stood at the stadium.
The speech wasn't that important.
“I pledge my oath,” she said coolly.
I wanted to run out and try to figure out what was happening, but I stayed and watched, unsure what would happen if I left.
“This concludes the 32nd Entrance Ceremony of Victoria Academy. I sincerely thank each one of you who attended this historic event.”
The students dispersed and went to their parents as soon as the ceremony was over.
As for me, I looked around and hurriedly made my way over to the dorms.
◇◇◇
I used the digital key on my smartwatch and entered my dorm.
The room was slightly bigger than my studio apartment.
I hung my coat on a chair and sat on my new bed.
“What do I do now?”
I pinched myself to make sure this wasn’t a dream, but all I got in return was pain.
He looked at the mirror inside the room to see his reflection was undoubtedly the face of [Lee Ho-Yeon] The MC of the [Sex Academy] Eroge.
I looked at a mirror in the corner of the room, and the main character of Sex Academy, Lee Hoyeon, was staring back.
…
Status Window.
I recited the words ‘status window’ in my head.
Name: [Lee Hoyeon]
Strength: 34
Stamina: 35
Agility: 30
Defense: 34
Wisdom: 36
-Unique power: Combat Sense.
-Skills: None
-???: ???
[Combat Sense] was a unique ability only Lee Hoyeon possessed.
It’s no use trying to deny it now. I’m really the MC of this eroge.
Hmm… Isn’t this a good thing?
I’m the MC, so I have a handsome face. Additionally, [Combat Sense] was among the strongest unique abilities.
I have nothing to lose compared to my previous life.
Ring… Ring…
I glanced at the vibrating smartwatch on my left wrist.
[Cadet Lee Ho-Yeon, you are an A-class student. You can attend the A-Class classroom in the freshman building by 9:00 AM tomorrow]
Like the game, I was assigned to the A class like most other key characters. As is the tradition of an eroge, most of them were women.
“I’ll process it once I wash up a bit.”
I slipped off my uniform and went inside the bathroom.
After showering, I stepped out while drying my hair with a towel and changed into some comfy clothes.
“Huh?”
On top of my desk was an envelope that wasn’t there before.
That wasn’t there when I went inside!
It was probably guidelines for living in the dorms. It’s pretty understandable why I would’ve missed it.
I grabbed the sealed envelope and tore it open.
As I did, a flash of light, followed by letters, flooded out from the envelope and formed into words before my eyes.
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